Sometimes it's "Pitcher Mars", quite recently it's something that sounds like "Teacher Mouse". But mostly I've been called Teacher Mars for some years now. I teach pre-school Montessori, handling children from 2.5 to 6 years old.
These days, I'm a new wife and soon-to-be mom.
That's basically the short I-didn't-digress-too-much-and-I-didn't-use-pictures-for-show-and-tell version of it. But for all its worth, you can read more about me.